1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
3. To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
4. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
5. She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
6. Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.
7. If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
10. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
Dictionary Words
1. jape: a trick or practical joke.
2. frisson: a brief moment of intense excitement.
3. gainsay: to contradict; to deny.
4. eleemosynary: relating to charity; charitable.
5. pulchritude: beauty.
6. shibboleth: a word, pronunciation, saying, belief, practice, etc., that distinguishes one group from another.
7. ineffable: incapable of being expressed.
8. adumbrate: to outline; also, to foreshadow; also, to shade.
9. skulk: to hide in a sneaking manner.
10. sui generis: unique.
Sprint and Samesung launch a biodegradable cell phone
On August 16, Sprint and Samsung put an "eco-conscious" cell phone on the market. What makes this "green" phone biodegradable is its 40 percent corn-based plastic cover. The charger also lights up when it's fully charged to save electricity. How much do these phones go for? Only $50 with a 2-year contract after the mail-in rebate.
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