autobiogrifizzle

The name is Regel, Belac Regel. I was born under a rock in the ocean in Seashell City. My mother found me underwater living in a giant pineapple. I had befriended a sponge and talked him into letting me live with him. We spent hours and hours chasing the local jellyfish anyway we could. Eventually, I was caught on a giant hook and pulled into a cruise ship. From then on, I lived with my adopted mother.
She had 4 other children - a son younger than me, and 3 older daughters. They are from down south, so I eventually picked up their southern accent. They also have a father who, as you know, became my adopted father also. He taught me how to hunt, fish, and build stuff. This was much different from the life I had back in Seashell City.
The schooling is quite different up on land. We have to sit in class rooms behind a computer and type these weird stories all day. In fact, that's what I'm doing right now! It gets so boring and repetitive; I am yet to see the point to all of it.
So with that, I guess I'll leave you now. I don't quite know what I'm going to do with my life. But I know it will be something I was determined to do. So the rest of this autobiography is me just adding extra sentences to make it long enough. So I will see you lata!

how to build a snowman

Hey BCS! I know everybody likes snow, or at least a little bit. Last year, I had like over four inches of it in my yard. As it was coming down, my brother started freaking out yelling "We have to go make a snowman!" So he runs outside and starts piling snow on top snow out of pure excitement. I then walked up to him, shook my head, and said, "Your doing that all wrong. If you're gonna make a snowman, you have to do it right." This is how to build a snowman:
1. Start to make one snowball and pack it as tight as you can.
2. After you make the snowball, lay it on the ground and begin rolling it on the fresh snow.
3. As your snowball begins to grow, be sure to roll it from every direction so you get a nice round shape.
4. Once the bottom part of your snowman is complete, do the same with another snowball, making it slightly smaller.
5. Place that snowball on top of the bottom part. Then begin making yet another snowball smaller than before.
6. Place it on top and put two small rocks or buttons for the eyes.
7. Use a long carrot for the nose.
8. Place a row of buttons for the mouth.
9. Place a stick on each side of the middle section for his arms.
10. Last but not least, Add any additional accessories such as a hat, scarf, or even sunglasses. Happy snowman making!

weird christmas tree ornaments

25 amazing things about christmas

1. sleeping
2. eating
3. tv-ing
4. video gaming
5. present opening
6. present wrapping
7. christmas shopping
8. hanging with friends
9. possible chance of snow
10. family time
11. elf wrestling
12. NO SCHOOL
13. christmas tree finding
14. christmas tree decorating
15. put up christmas lights
16. cold weather
17. hunting!
18. ice fishing
19. eskimo-ing
20. igloos
21. ice skating
22. christmas light festivals
23. christmas parades
24. christmas music
25. egg nog

American Future

Who exactly knows what America has to hold in the future? God, that's who. but i have a feeling there might be a bunch of war and loss. But there would be so much technology we wouldnt know what to do with it all. The medical field is going to have a cure for just about anything. People will prolly have their own personal robot house cleaning things. All kinda techno stuff like that.
We prolly will no longer need gasoline since were going to fly... so gas will prolly be like jet fuel..which is like 47 times more expensive. . YAY. or the water is gonna rise and well all live underwater. or maybe not.. God promised to never flood the earth again. Maybe it will just be partly underwater. That would be the future my friend

This is America now

America has come a long way since the early days - in good ways and bad. Some of the good things include more efficient means of transportation, better living conditions, and obviously more technology. New cars are coming out faster than a chuck norris can round house kick you in the face...well not quite. People's houses are becoming bigger and bigger every day. One room in a modern house is bigger than the whole house in the past. Technology is going through the roof! the iPhone and whole iPod generation is ridonkulously popular right now. Everyone wants one.
There are also some downfalls of the present. Gas prices are skyrocketing and people are complaining about the economy crashing and all that mumbo jumbo. Celebrities are receiving wayyy to much attention. Like people care that much about their lives... anyway thats the present.

America's past summary

1492 - Columbus sailed the ocean blue. That's a little jingle people often use to remember the day America was discovered (except the vikings in about year 1000.) Ever since then, America has grown more into a country. It eventually started to get controlled by England, but in 1776, we signed the Declaration of Independence. America was now its own nation.
I was reading chase's blog and i liked his "quote" about how if you don't learn from your mistakes in the past, it will repeat itself. You have to learn from your mistakes otherwise you will keep making them all the time. But what happened in the past, stays in the past. It's too late to change it.

American future

American Present