1. Shaq - Because he can dunk the pants off of you
2. Dave Matthews of the Dave Matthews Band - because he'll tell you of upcoming concerts
3. Britney Spears - So you can shave your heads together
4. Lance Armstrong - He's an inspiration
5. Tyler Perry - He's hilarious
6. Patrick Wilson of Weezer - He's ridiculous at drums
7. Barack Obama - Because he's the president
8. MC Hammer - Cause you can't touch him.
9. Snoop Dogg - Cause he's the shizzle
10. Les Miles - He can kick Nick Saban's butt
11. Taylor Swift - She's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
12. Michael Phelps - He won 8 gold medals
13. John Krasinski - He's Jim Halpert off the office!
14. Jenna Fischer - She's Pam off the office!
15. Miley Cyrus - She's the best of both worlds
16. Ryan Seacrest - He talks about American Idol
17. Brooke Hogan- She has a huge dad and will body slam you if you don't follow her
18.Arnold Schwarzenegger - He is the govenator
19. Eli Manning - He will hit your big toe with a football with his deadly football throwing skills
20. Gene Simmons - He might give you some KISSing advice
21. Hugh Jackman - He'll cut your jugular with his massive blades from X-Men
22. Joe Rogan - He might make you eat some cow intestines
23. Oprah Winfrey - She'll either give you some advice that could possibly save your marriage, or could just buy you a free car.
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